Blog Search

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

By: 0

You disrespectful lazy fucks,
Esteemed members of CrossFit Hell’s Kitchen
because of you guys can’t seem to stop banging the bars around on the floor, I got another phone call from the building with another noise complaint.
I recently entertained a phone conversation with a member of building management.
STOP DROPPING AND BANGING THE FUCKING BARBELLS ON THE GOD DAMNED FLOOR 
He requested, that if possible, would you please be so kind as to place the barbells more gently on the floor during and after use, The other tenants in the building brought this to his attention and would greatly appreciate the noise and vibration be reduced.
WTF!!!!!! Stop this shit already and I’ve had 1 cease and desist and 2 eviction notices!!!!!!
Thank you so much for your consideration in this matter and your cooperation.